30 July 1997

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  • John’s been acting suspiciously and Hayley’s curious as to what he’s up to.
  • Lynda’s losing her lovers left, right and centre – Kate’s continued absence compounding Damien’s recent departure leaving her short two major players.
  • Ruth’s champing at the bit to be doing real work around the farm – especially as it seems that there might be a problem with the milk and she’s worried that it’s something Bert is (or isn’t) doing.
  • John decides to, in a spirit of community and dire emergency, offer himself as Demitrius, shedding his previous stance of “arty farty load of tosh” form the “nerd of Avon”!

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