A slack news day in Ambridge. Siobhán prepares for a visit from her ex.

Radio Times: Joe considers expanding the business.

Characters: Brian, Elizabeth, Joe, Nigel, Siobhán

• Joe has a cunning plan. What better transport for the brides at Lower Loxley’s green weddings than a pony and trap? He had overlooked a few minor points, like what happens when it rains and whether the bride will enjoy quite such a close proximity to Joe. Nigel is more tactful, pointing out the insurance issues – and not pointing out that they already have a supplier for horse drawn carriages. Nice try Joe!
• Siobhán grows weaker. Her ex-husband Tim will visit tomorrow so Brian will take his boy out for the day, so as to keep him out of Tim’s sight.