15 August 1997

Characters: Bert, George, Joe, Lynda, Marjorie, Sean, William

• Mrs A’s found a stray and George thinks it’s from a group indulging in a little illegal hare-coursing.
• In an act of actors unity the mechanicals leave in support for Kate.
• Lynda’s not too worried as she plans on getting replacement lovers from the Felphersham Light Opera.
• Meanwhile, Lynda’s annoying Sean, she’s decided that the rostra he’d got to rake the stage is no longer required – although could he send it back and get something to rake the audience?
• William’s halter-breaking a Jersey heffer – “Ginger Spice”, naturally – to show at the upcoming Borsetshire show.

Summarised by: Chris Harrison