Alan notices things are getting better between Ruth and David. Bert is practising for the Town Crier competition in Swedish.

Radio Times: David and Alistair earn their places in Heaven.

Characters: Alan, Alistair, Bert, David, Ruth, Usher

• The churchyard is still being cleared up – lots of new rules about no plastic flowers to be enforced! Bert is finding it distracting from his Town Crier competition – he has to declaim in Swedish! David isn’t impressed by the ground elder. But Alistair seems to be getting away with it! But at least David dumps finishing the maypole crown on Bert! And Alan notices, David called Ruth “Love”, almost by accident. Must be a good sign.
• There is a problem though with the gravestones. Shula and Bert have found a lot of discrepancies against the plan. Lots of the gravestones may have been moved. Sounds like some work needs to be done. Alan will think about grants.