Matt is losing a lot of money at poker in front of witnesses.

Radio Times: The stakes are high for Matt’s divorce settlement.

Characters: Bert, Eddie, Kenton, Matt, Nigel, Ruth, Stephen Chalkman

• Bert is confused by the wonders of text messaging. All the abbreviations are tricky and he certainly isn’t up to replying. Even less when the smutty ones start appearing.
• The wedding plans are going well although Nigel and Elizabeth were a bit surprised. They haven’t worked out where they are going to live yet. Elizabeth would rather like Lower Loxley to themselves.
• Matt’s poker school seems to lead to Matt losing a lot of money in front of two reliable witnesses. Will mean his bank account suddenly looks a lot lower. No one is going to forget that night in a hurry.