Kenton is contemplating spicing up the Borchester night life.

Characters: David, Kathy, Kenton, Mike, Neil, Ruth, Tommy

Neil is rather amazed at Mike’s transformation in white tie and tails – a bit on the tight side but he looks splendid. Betty’s going to be knocked out.
Kathy and Kenton are off to the cricket club dance too. If they can fight their way through the Grundys’ clutter. Kenton thinks Kathy has done really well. She’s got a really nice little property.
Neil has got his new gilts underway. It’s looking like quite a winning team with Tom. He’s quietly confident about the organic food awards too. Mike has had to hide his suit from Betty. She hasn’t got a clue yet.
Jill’s been sorting out the spare room for the new Hungarian – even though Ruth had already done it. Not up to Jill’s standards obviously. There’s a phone call from Neil. Marjorie’s dogs have got in with the Brookfield ewes again. A couple are quite badly injured. No matter what Ruth says, David is going to have a word with Marjorie. They’ve got to be stopped.
Kenton’s still going ahead with the bike race. He’s doing it to cheer Nigel up really. He feels rather sorry for him. Hayley is a bit upset to see the price they are asking for Honeysuckle Cottage. Kenton thinks Kathy must have made a bit from it though. She should get her cottage valued but Kathy isn’t too keen. Kenton also seems very interested in the night life in Ambridge – just doing a bit of market research.